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Joke of the Day
"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."
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"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."
"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"
"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."
"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy."
"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"
"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"
"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."