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"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"
"What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"
"Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""
"What do you call a man with no shins? Toe-Knee"
"I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom."
"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"
"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."