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Joke of the Day
"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"
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"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."
"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"
"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."
"Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?"
"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"
"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."
"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."
"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"