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Joke of the Day

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"What deity has the worst teeth? Tartarus"

"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."

"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said, ""this is not working. I'm going to my mothers."" I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?"

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"