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Joke of the Day
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
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"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."
"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"
"What do you call a 5' 2"" fortune teller that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."
"I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me"
"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"
"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."
"I have to make a best man's speech at my brother's wedding next month. I need a few jokes to liven up my speech. Any ideas?"
"I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it."