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Joke of the Day

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"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"

"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."

"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"

"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."

"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"

"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."