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Joke of the Day
"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"
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"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""
"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"
"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."
"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."
"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."