174514

Joke of the Day

"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"

"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."

"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."