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Joke of the Day
"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."
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"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."
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"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"Tell me your story, park-giant-truck-diagonally guy. Things will never get better if we don't dialogue."
"I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC."
"How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times."
"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."