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Joke of the Day
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
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"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."
"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."
"WIFE: Don't be scared of him. Tell your boss you quit. ME: Ok, I will. [later that day] ME: I quit BOSS: WHAT?? ME: I said, nice squid"
"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""