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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."
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"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"
"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"
"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"
"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""
"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."
"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"