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Joke of the Day

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"I have a huge clock. Some would even say it's pendulous."

"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."

"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"