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Joke of the Day
"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."
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"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"
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"How do you break a Polacks finger? Punch him in the nose."
"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"
"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."
"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"
"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."
"someone asked : are you coming? me: No, but I'm breathing fast... them: me: them: me: I guess I'll save that one for Twitter"