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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."

"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"

"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks."" I thought, ""No shit..."""

"My 10 year old: ""If nothing is faster than the speed of light, how did the darkness get there first."" Me: ""What?"""

"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."

"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""

"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."

"When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like ""where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"""