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Joke of the Day

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"Are there any one word jokes ?"

"Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources"

"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"""You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff."" - Shakespeare's gay friend"