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Joke of the Day
"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."
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"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."
"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."
"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"
"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."
"Is it true that Martha Washington had wooden boobs?"
"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"
"What do you call a lamp you send in the mail? Lamp post"
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""
"What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26"" rims"