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Joke of the Day

"My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down."

"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."

"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"I met a girl the other night. She really had something... I think it was AIDS."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who is wanted by the FBI? She's a small medium at large."

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"