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Joke of the Day

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"Why is stormtrooper always late from work? He keeps missing his train"

"For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner."

"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense"

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."

"Africa The US sent a humanitarian shipment of medicine to Africa, but it is was returned after a few weeks, because the label said ""take after a meal"". Sorry."