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Joke of the Day

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."

"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."

"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."

"Hey, baby. Are you cheese? 'Cause you look gouda to me."

"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"

"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."

"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"

"How can you tell a blonde is having a really bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!"

"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"