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Joke of the Day
"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"
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"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants"
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"Magician: ""Think of a number."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""Are you thinking of a number?"" Me: ""Yes."" *the crowd goes wild with applause*"
"*looks up from phone* Great, I'm inside of a coffin again."
"What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%"
"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"
"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"