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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."
"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""
"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"
"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"
"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."