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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"
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"I'm having an out-of-money experience."
"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."
"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"
"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."