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Joke of the Day
"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."
"Went to a shrink today. She said I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other b*tch!"
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"