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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"
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"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."
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"i don't want to masturbate... ...but im doing this ""1000 days in a row"" thing"
"Sometimes, we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second."
"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."
"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."
"Please help, my email isn't twerking.. I think there is something cyrusly wrong."
"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."