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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"

"Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it. (Got this from a comedy show)"

"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"

"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."

"It's dumb for me to spend money on porn or sex... ... that's a lot of money wasted on 3 and a half minutes."

"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."

"They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails."

"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"

"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."