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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
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"""Your word is their..."" ""Your word is their,"" said the spelling bee judge. The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence. ""They're looking for their dog over there,"" replied the judge."
"Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself."
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"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"
"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."
"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."
"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."
"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."