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Joke of the Day
"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
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"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"
"When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross."
"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"
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"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
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"Today I Stumbled across something Very Tragic. I found a little baby in a dumpster. Everyone should know by now babies go in the Recycle bin."
"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""