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Joke of the Day

"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"

"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"

"You can find true happiness inside yourself! Haha, almost had you. I'll meet you at the liquor store."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."

"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."