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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"

"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"

"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"

"what do you get? What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""

"I heard a man at the beach yelling ""I can't swim!"" Well, I can't play the fucking Piano but am I bitching about it? Attention Whore..."

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."