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Joke of the Day

"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her."

"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""

"Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges."

"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"

"Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."