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Joke of the Day

"Most unrealistic scene in Pacific Rim? Hundreds take shelter in a bunker during a monster attack. Not one person is tweeting."

"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"

"A lot of people have been asking me what I'll be doing in 5 years' time? C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing."

"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."

"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."