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Joke of the Day

"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge."

"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."

"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"

"Why shouldn't you let your kids run more than a mile? Because at the second mile they get raped."

"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""

"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""