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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"

"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."

"All Women want is a Guy that makes them laugh- And from what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious"

"CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]"

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."

"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."

"Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste... But distill hasn't found what he's looking for."

"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."

"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"