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Joke of the Day
"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."
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"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking Hahahah jk Rolling"
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."
"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"
"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
"I'll sleep when I'm dead but also every night so I don't die."
"People that pronounce vase like ""voz"" make me want to punch them in the foz."