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Joke of the Day
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
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"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"
"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"
"If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now."
"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
"A guy walks into a bar... Ow!"
"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"