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Joke of the Day

"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one"

"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"

"I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum."

"heres a bad joke your life"

"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"