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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... Ow!"
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"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"
"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy"
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"
"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."
"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."
"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."