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Joke of the Day
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
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"Me: I can't get this star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder, without dumping it over & ruining it. Whiskey: Yes you can."
"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."
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"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"