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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"Prostitution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced ones."

"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."

"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."

"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."

"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"

"[Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] ""Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name"" Here ""Aren't you going to guess?"""

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They'll steal all the green cards"