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Joke of the Day

"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."

"According to NASA scientists, black holes were created using The Space Shovel"

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"""Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"" Wife: ""Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"" ""...Yes"" *wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*"

"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."

"Starting to carry a clipboard at work just to let folks know I'm not fucking around about shit anymore."

"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."

"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."

"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."