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Joke of the Day
"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."
Next Joke
"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."
"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"
"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."
"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"
"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"
"When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber."
"What do you call a fat pirate? A vast matey."