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Joke of the Day
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
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"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives"
"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."
"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."
"What do you call lying furniture? Untrustable"
"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"