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Joke of the Day
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
Next Joke
"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""
"I only date right handed women... Righty tighty, lefty loosey"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."
"*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under"
"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"
"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."
"Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!"