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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They'll steal all the green cards"
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"I was going to make a dubai joke But all the good ones are overused, emirate?"
"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."
"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."
"I really like non-sequiters But I prefer irony."
"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"
"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."
"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between"
"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""