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Joke of the Day

"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"

"My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She's taking a trip to Bang-cock!!"

"Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there."

"Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about."

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."

"Nothing worse than meeting the right person at the wrong time in your life."

"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"

"Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called? Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back."

"Remember when you used Twitter to update friends & family on where you were, & what you were doing? Yeah, me neither."