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Joke of the Day

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"Trying to think of a joke about jerking off... I'm sure it will come."

"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"

"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"

"The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves... But they could never get anything done. ""All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."""

"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"

"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."

"What's a Republican's favorite number? ""NEIN!"""

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons."

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."