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Joke of the Day

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"

"When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work? Are there any side effects?' No, it's Can I drink with these?'"

"I have been try to come up with a funny joke about leeches. I couldn't because they all suck"

"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""

"German sausage Ain't it the wurst?"

"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""

"Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world."

"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."