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Joke of the Day

"Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about."

"There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves. He's a corgi-ographer."

"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"

"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"

"One of my co-workers didn't come in today because apparently he's constipated. What a shit excuse."

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."

"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."