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Joke of the Day

"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"

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"SUPER FUNNY NSA JOKE!!! [deleted]"
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"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"
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