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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She's taking a trip to Bang-cock!!"

"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."

"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"

"Why was Twelve running from Seven? Because Seven had a fucking rocket launcher!"

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."

"Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310."

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."