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Joke of the Day
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
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"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."
"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"
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