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Joke of the Day
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
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"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."
"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"
"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"
"[NSFW] what do you call a Uk police woman with a shaved pussy? Cuntstubble"
"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""
"[Exchanging gifts at family's house] *family opens up my gifts -uh, a history book? Your Facebook post suggested that you needed it."
"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."
"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."