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Joke of the Day

"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."

"(A math joke.) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree."

"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"

"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!"

"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."

"*at casino* When he hands you $100 and asks you to go get chips, do not ask him Doritos or Lays. Get both. It will leave him speechless."

"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"