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Joke of the Day
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."
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"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"Why do you call these girls broads? Cause I don't wanna be specific"
"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"
"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"
"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."
"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."