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Joke of the Day

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"

"How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn? [](/party)A buck-an-ear!"

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."

"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"

"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"

"Bought a bag of Sweetheart candies & cracked my tooth on one.When I spit it out & looked at it,itsaid ""Next time call when you say you will"""

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"