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Joke of the Day

"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

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"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"
"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."
"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."